Posted 27 minutes ago

stylinsmut:

im a hostess at a restaurant and my favorite thing to do is ask 14/15 year old boys who are out on dates if they want a kids menu 

Posted 28 minutes ago

deducecanoe:

nishizono:

Movie Studio: We need an agent or something for this scene. Let’s use that guy.

Fandom: Hey, who’s that guy? That guy is awesome! We love that guy!

Movie Studio: …what? Who? That guy? But he’s nobody. Wouldn’t you rather—

Fandom: Nope.

Movie Studio: But Tony Stark—

Fandom: Nope.

Movie Studio: Okay, well, I guess we could give him a name or something.

Fandom: WE LOVE AGENT COULSON!

Movie Studio: How the fuck—? Guys, come on. We gave you superheroes! Why are you hung up on Agent Coulson?

Fandom: Agent Coulson, Agent Coulson, Agent Coulson!

Movie Studio: God damn it, fine. Look, we’ll give him the most epic death scene in the series, okay? Would that make you happy?

Fandom: ~collective, blatant, epic refusal to acknowledge Coulson’s death~

Movie Studio: Jesus. Fine. Here, have a TV show.

So much this.

Posted 29 minutes ago

sherlock-has-got-the-blue-box:

thescienceofjohnlock:

yellowcardis:

This picture of Benedict Cumberbatch is so zoomed in and sharp that you can see the photographer’s silhouette reflected off his eyes.

image

(Source: insertfandomreference)

Posted 32 minutes ago

bubblegumpopqueen:

i am tired of people and sexism and racism and homopobia and transphobia and ageism and slut shaming and rape culture and twats and the world in general and i’m far too young to be sick of life

Posted 32 minutes ago

necesitamos:

FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT you are allowed to feel proud of yourself for things that might seem silly to other people, like getting better at a video game or putting together a nice outfit for the next morning or finishing a book. You deserve to feel proud for your accomplishment.

Posted 39 minutes ago

frosthoody:

Ithecriminalandhispet:

detectivecheekbones:

grimdarkromania:

improbablenormality:

emmablackery:

prettyclavicles:

deanisanactualprincess:

A Slytherin Speaks by emmablackery

im not even a slytherin, im a ravenclaw, but i can’t tell you how much i hate house sterotypses

Don’t get me wrong, I love Harry Potter, but this is RIDICULOUS. No, you are not part of any of the houses. It is a work of FICTION. Next you’re gonna start saying yeah, I fought off a dementor last night. You effing weirdos. 

THEY ARE NOT REAL!

we found the muggle guys

i’ll get the memory charm going

damnit, I thought we had a protection spell to keep them out.

the thing about the hogwarts houses is that most fans of this series literally grew up with it, and thus they were the first clues we had to establishing identities.  associating yourself with a certain house made kids who were only just beginning to find their ways in the world feel like yes, they had a place they belonged, a place where the values they thought most important were cherished and upheld.  

we’re all quite aware that harry potter is a work of fiction, and we’re more than aware that people cannot be boxed in to four separate houses.  but now, the hogwarts houses are less a ‘oh harry potter is real here’s my wand’ and more a ‘these are my core values and how i perceive the world’.  it’s a personality analysis, and it should take you years to figure out which house you identify with the most.

some people start out thinking they’re gryffindors or ravenclaws, and grow up and realize they’re actually slytherins and hufflepuffs.  it prompts people to really look into their personalities and sense of self in order to figure out what is really important to them and how they look at reality.  i thought i was a hufflepuff all through childhood, despite it never feeling right — now that i’m older, i’m much, much more comfortable with my identity as a ravenclaw.

it’s our way of keeping our love for the harry potter fandom strong while also developing a sense of community.  all fandoms with factions do this: game of thrones, avatar: the last airbender, even homestuck to a certain extent.

as a last note: incidentally, when rowling developed the dementors as a plot device she used them as a physical manifestation of depression.  that’s why chocolate works so well on them, and why it is quite possible for someone to have fought off a dementor last night.

REBLOGGING BECAUSE GRIMDARKROMANIA’S COMMENT IS SENSATIONAL. 

(The mun is a proud Slytherin

 I have a few things to say. I never considered my House until recently. And I decided I was a Gryffindor. And I get shit for it all the time, being told that I decided I was a Gryffindor because it was the most popular house and even get insulted, by friends, about my Gryffindor status.

This post is meant to be about how Slytherins aren’t what people generalize them to be, and in doing so, this person is generalizing Gryffindor’s down to one thing and just doing exactly what people do to Slytherins. 

“But a Gryffindor probably would.”

Are you joking with me? There is nothing right about asking not to be generalized and then generalizing someone else like that. Like the other post says, a House doesn’t determine your personality. This goes for all houses. 

(Source: wildcosmia)

Posted 45 minutes ago

galacticdad:

i can`t go to school mom the blankets have accepted me as one of their own if i leave now i might lose their trust.

(Source: merzbildschwet)

Posted 45 minutes ago

borisairei:

alexanderperchov:

reminder that this is the actual greatest youtube video of all time

the preview image is the girls about to kiss and it doesn’t display the title until you click play so i really didn’t know what to expect

Posted 49 minutes ago

kris0ten:

thearetical:

Death Buy Lemonade

too cute

Posted 50 minutes ago

windows-vriska:

windows-vriska:

do you know what this is?

this is an ice tray shaped like dinosaur bones. my ice cubes will now be shaped like motherfucking dinosaur bones.

if you don’t think that is the tightest shit ever get out of my face

bringing this back. this is very important